A self defense technique where a male performs a front hand-spring whilst nude, landing his genitals square upon the assailant's face. In doing so the defending person's testicles rest within the aggressor's eye sockets, while the tip of the protagonist's penis falls inside the antagonist's lips/mouth.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.
by Vek'naminus April 18, 2025
Get the Snorkeling Gearmug. Similar to Eskimo brothers, but includes receiving an STI/STD and finding out from your buddy they also have the same STI/STD from the same girl.
Alex: Dude Patricia gave me chlamydia.
Luke: dude she gave it to me too!
Together: Dude we’re snorkel twins! *highfive*
Luke: dude she gave it to me too!
Together: Dude we’re snorkel twins! *highfive*
by Billy Joe Jackson December 2, 2020
Get the Snorkel twinmug. 
An oral sex act;
The act of putting your entire ball sack in someone’s mouth and then sticking your erect penis to the side of their face, thus making it look as if they are using a snorkel.
The act of putting your entire ball sack in someone’s mouth and then sticking your erect penis to the side of their face, thus making it look as if they are using a snorkel.
by Grufflehog September 20, 2023
Get the Portuguese Snorkelmug. When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.
I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.
by Moss the Boss visiblydistorted July 16, 2020
Get the asshole snorkelingmug. Snorkel (verb): (1) to snort when laughing; (2) to breath loudly and forcefully through ones nostrils, especially when laughing, thereby making a loud sound, similar to that of a boar or pig.
"I know that is a funny joke, but - eeuw, did you snorkel? That is so unbecoming !" or "The result of Rogerio's humorous quip was that Andre drew most of air in the drawing room up into his nasal cavity, so forcefully, that he emitted a most noisome vibration, similar to that of a boar on heat - which could best be described as a snorkel."
by jane_in_pain August 24, 2017
Get the Snorkelmug. Originally from the 94 Radio One freestyle session with the Wu-Tang Clan: dick snorkel is slang for a bong or water pipe.
youtu.be/qQSWuSzfwjs?t=1815
youtu.be/qQSWuSzfwjs?t=1815
by r.GimP November 27, 2016
Get the dick snorkelmug.