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Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob but given with a mouth full of ranch dressing and after the guy cums the blowjob giver spits all the ranch out and saves it in a bowl in a freezer. After a week you take it out and let it thaw. Then eat the entire bowl with a food of your choosing.
Bro I cant believe that Julie recorder herself doing a Sloppy Dallas! Wonder how hammered she was.
by BlackaCracka October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

A sloppy Dallas is when a girl gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.
"Bro, she gave me a mad sloppy Dallas last night"
by Joe Lato October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

When a girl sucks you off with a huge mouthful of chewing tobacco (dip).
Yo bro, my girl gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night. You should give it a try
by Sloppy bro October 15, 2020
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sloppy dallas

it's like a blowjob with a mouth full of dip
by mayonnaise chapstick October 16, 2020
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Sloppy dallas

A blow job where the "donor" is sucking while they have guacamole or dip in their mouth.
by Bookmaker777 October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

Giving a blowjob with a mouth full of dip
Ethan: I asked my redneck boyfriend for a sloppy dallas but he ran out of dip
Xavier: Ah man I have been there
by TheDarkRedLord October 15, 2020
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sloppy dallas

When a woman sucks you off with a mouth full of dip.
by Uvealelm October 15, 2020
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