"When a tall, Persian eyed woman who goes by the name Big Al, rubbeth thy hang down with the contents of an old easy cheese canister." - Benjamin Franklin 1768
It was a foggy, mid evil night as I lyeth in thy staw bed listening to her old, clubfoot draggeth across the cold, cobble stone floor. It wasn't until I heard the familiar clinketh of an old easy cheese canister against big Al's chastity belt, that I knew a sloppy handra was about to go down
by AnealEyo January 16, 2015
by Scrubitright September 14, 2018
When you suck yourself and stick it in her ear while playing rock band listening to the my little pony theme song.
by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017
When a man has ejaculated after sex with an ovulating woman and he still has a cummy/bloody after-sex dick (it’s still big but starting to go floppy) so he proceeds to stuff his mucky genitalia down her throat
“I raw dogged this peng girl last night and it was class. She was on her period so it would’ve been rude if I didn’t give her a sloppy gyro after”
by Shadow546 June 19, 2019
When your fuckin your english teacher from behind and right before you ejaculate inside of her, you yell "I am BEOWULF" and then smack her in the face with ur vocab book.
"Damn, last night my student did The Sloppy Sugarman to me...He's definetly passing my class now. It was the wildest thing Ive done."
by Rick Jamesson September 15, 2011
The act of being sloppy when highly intoxicated ultimately leading in physical damage to ones body. I.e. Broken bones or Fractures
Friend - "Don't get Javi sloppy now, can't have nobody getting hurt on this trip"
Javi - "YOLO We came here for a good time, not a long time"
Javi - "YOLO We came here for a good time, not a long time"
by CompaChris August 07, 2019
when your girlfriend or significant other let’s you cum into their mouth, afterwards they start gargling the cum with their mouth open and head tilted back, then you proceed to dip your balls into their gargling maw of cum.
by Pyro slavetype July 10, 2020