the sloppy bobby

is a sloppy lightweight drunk who likes to prove his manhood by showing everyone hes not a girl by repeatedly showing his penis to people he is with then goes to the yard and eats grass until passing out. see also sad virgin also known as kim or sara

screw these guys im not a girl look im doing the sloppy bobby

by sloppyjoe55 August 7, 2009

sloppy handra

"When a tall, Persian eyed woman who goes by the name Big Al, rubbeth thy hang down with the contents of an old easy cheese canister." - Benjamin Franklin 1768

It was a foggy, mid evil night as I lyeth in thy staw bed listening to her old, clubfoot draggeth across the cold, cobble stone floor. It wasn't until I heard the familiar clinketh of an old easy cheese canister against big Al's chastity belt, that I knew a sloppy handra was about to go down

by AnealEyo January 16, 2015

sloppy hog

Man lathers his cock with BBQ sauce and then proceeds to have a woman suck it off. His hand is then dunked into the remaining sauce and he starts to masturbate. The woman must then be slapped across the face with a BBQ sauce covered hand and bent over and humped from behind. Then, before ejaculating, the man must turn the woman onto her back lick her vagina clean of all the BBQ sauce.

After grilling for my family and the kids went to bed, I gave my wife a real sloppy hog.

by the sloppy hog master April 26, 2015

sloppy nob

When yo girl suck so hard you jizz in her mouf and she spit it on yo nob

Girl you trippin you gave me sloppy nob

by Grandmas cookie November 17, 2016

Sloppy Gyro

When a man has ejaculated after sex with an ovulating woman and he still has a cummy/bloody after-sex dick (it’s still big but starting to go floppy) so he proceeds to stuff his mucky genitalia down her throat

“I raw dogged this peng girl last night and it was class. She was on her period so it would’ve been rude if I didn’t give her a sloppy gyro after”

by Shadow546 June 19, 2019

Javi Sloppy

The act of being sloppy when highly intoxicated ultimately leading in physical damage to ones body. I.e. Broken bones or Fractures

Friend - "Don't get Javi sloppy now, can't have nobody getting hurt on this trip"

Javi - "YOLO We came here for a good time, not a long time"

by CompaChris August 6, 2019

Sloppy mcdouble

When you need a ride home and just have a enough for a McDouble. So you get a McDouble with extra ketchup and blow someone with a McDouble in your mouth.

Hey I'll trade you a sloppy McDouble for a ride home

by Teemunny April 23, 2018