Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

George Sharp

A boy who is pretty strange and loves and is obsessed with a girl called Emily Rogers.

"Wheres george sharp?"
"Talking to emily"
"Of Course he is"

by ThatRandomGu April 28, 2022

jump sharp

Dress up quickly. Get ready for a night out in a hurry.

Man, you jump sharp in a hurry.

by Vf500f November 21, 2018

Mr. Sharp

best english teacher ever. very cool :)

Omg Mr. Sharp is our English teacher! We are so lucky!

by it’s me again November 22, 2021

Waxing Sharp

When you are talking to a person about a subject you enjoy.

Or talking to a person about a subject they or you both enjoy.

I was waxing sharp.

They were waxing sharp.
We were waxing sharp

You know you love to wax sharp about sports cars.

He was waxing sharp to me about fishing for an hour.

by Clownprince47 January 13, 2022

Sharpe Academy

A performing arts “school” that radiates the same energy as a pyramid scheme.

A: Imagine paying 25p for a Freddo
B: Imagine paying £10,800 for Sharpe Academy

by JoeyBlowey May 25, 2021

Sharp exit

A sharp exit is what you do when you've wound the Police up once too often in your local town.

I was reading my old diary when I remembered the Dutchman who nicked it and did a sharp exit.

by MadDan11 June 5, 2025