serious squint

when guys take a selfie while putting on a serious face and squinting to look cool or high.

i saw John take a serious squint selfie in class.

by unionjismylife203 May 20, 2014

Serious Joking

When you make a joke about a serious topic with the intent of starting a serious conversation about it.

Person: My partner is constantly asking me for sex.
Person Who Is Serious Joking: At least your partner asks before doing it. My partner is just like "get over here fleshlight!".

Person: Do you need to talk?

by Shugunou December 29, 2022

serious crumpet

A very pretty girl

That lady we met today is very attractive ~ Serious Crumpet

by Guv’nor December 17, 2023

Fa-serious

To be serious and for reals at the same time

Betsy was fa-serious about joining the cheerleading squad.

by Idk2535773222565 April 07, 2016

be serious

a way to say "stop joking" or tell someone to stop acting weird

"be serious, i beg you dont say you beat it in nandos"

"i was too gassed off the bunda styll"

by d2trappy May 22, 2021

Serious suicide

The act of offing ones self in a serious manner.

My mum: im contemplating serious suicide

Me: I thought all suicide was serious 🧐

by Iworryaboutlife February 04, 2023

Serious Whoop

A men's hairstlye marked by severe blow-drying & brushing, upwards and backwards, to achieve a pompadour-styled doo. An instant-freeze aerosol hair product is usually applied immediately upon final flip-back of the head to insure maximum height.

Man! You are sporting a serious whoop!!

by Cheetagree January 01, 2009