Brown dog scratching at my door

I have to poop.

At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"

by Shatrabel June 16, 2010

Boston Chin Scratch

A few days after shaving your nuts, when the stubble has started growing back in, you drag them across the face of a consenting partner

Yeah I gave her a Boston Chin Scratch and she won't stop calling me!

by Loopview April 17, 2021

Bluetooth butt scratch

When your butt itches, and you wanna scratch it. But then you fart and the fart scratches the itch

Dude my butt itches but I gotta fart

Just use the Bluetooth butt scratch

by Fooligins January 6, 2022

scratch

to engage in a sexual act with, most commonly intercourse

yo ma when you lettin ya man scratch?

by hustlin22224 June 11, 2006

Linux from scratch

Linux from scratch is a way of trolling new Linux users into wasting thier time with compiling useless compilers to compile other useless compilers to compile neofetch which doesn't even display a custom ascii logo because your useless distribution doesn't have one so all of that doesn't even lead to you getting any karma over on r/unixporn.

WHOHOO I finally managed to get into a tty and now I'm gonna go over and tell everyone i use Linux from scratch, wait i forgot to install X important system utility and have to start over NOOOO

by Zsh4 January 9, 2022

Crab Scratching

A style of scratching a DJ does with his fingers on the cross-fader of a mixer.

Yo did you hear that DJ crab scratching? that shit was quick!

by Homedog545 September 7, 2009

scratchiti

A form of graffiti in which markings are etched into hard surfaces. Particularly prevalent in NYC Subways where Graffiti remover and a "Clean Train" policy have all but eradicated traditional aerosol graffiti.

Considered by many a low form of graffiti as the difficult etching leaves little room for artistic design, scratchiti is often simply block-lettered tags used to promote a particular urban artist or claim territory, or amature copycat work.

Tools employed in the craft are generally keys, knives, and razorblades, but Lava Rocks available at hardware stores, Carbide tipped drill bits, and spark plugs have been reported as tools of choice as well.

Occasionally, detailed etching work is spotted, and is assumed to be done using an apparatus similar to a Dremel Tool.

Many straphangers consider Scratchiti to be a blight on their subway.

by Eric Skiff March 23, 2004