Scandanavian Breathalizer

The act of letting a big turd get hard (preferably by freezing), placing it in your pants, then gettin a drunk woman to go down on you to suck your "dick" but getting a mouth full of shit instead.

Mike: Yo Ryan, did that bitch suck your dick last night at the party?

Ryan: she tried to, but i gave her a Scandanavian Breathalizer

Mike: SWEET MAN!

by RYAN F FIZZLE December 21, 2008

Scandanavian War Donkey

A donkey of mass destruction. The most fearsome animal in the world, next to the liger. It has body armor and rocket launchers straped to it. Dont fuck with this donkey holmes.

Kid:Mommy I want a Scandanavian War Donkey for my birthday.
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH

by Andre Kristenpolensklavinchi Jr. February 6, 2005

Ghandi's Sandals

Something that is especially dry or crusty.

"Her fish mitten were dryer than Ghandi's Sandals"

by Gary Benton October 18, 2006

sandal

A group of white uncles

Did you see that sandal over there?
-Yeah, my uncle is there too!

by Ricc999 March 3, 2018

Sandal Fag

Any person, usually a man, that accuses others of ripping on his sandals, on purpose. Usually mentally unstable, and bi-curious.

Jim said I ripped on his sandals because I was jealous of his boyfriend,lol....what a sandal fag.

by Tim38omb September 19, 2010

sandalist

descriptive term for a person with "right on" views. It particularly applies to middle-class socialist wankers with a guilt complex. The type of person who believes in the

"naughty step" and that a raised voice constitutes aggression.

that odious child's parents are obviously a couple of sandalists

by hurdygurdyschnickschnick August 1, 2009

Sandal Fag

A male who wears sandals while hanging around women (i.e. their girlfriend, wife, etc) who aren't wearing sandals.

Last week, I saw this guy wearing sandals but his lady friend was wearing nike shoes. What a sandal fag!

by gaiares July 4, 2009