Accessory Row

False eyelashes.

Mary Ann's make-up took a long time because she decided to wear a accessory row.

by won't tell you April 19, 2011

Row

Row: A person that is a Moron, Idiot, Fucking Anoying,Fat

Josh: Omg did you hear about Leila shes such a row

by Piticri January 4, 2021

gay row

N., an activity involving fags, a row boat, and copious ammounts of lubricant.

Dumfuck1: Dude, fancy a gay row?

Dumfuck2: Hell yeah! Let me go get my asshatted row boat.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

shit row

skid row, but worse.

Holy shinto you live on shit row!

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

Old Row Fraternity

the procreation of a 'New Row' Fraternity, which is an oxymoron. New Rows are the Old Rows, only differing by graduation rate and racial ambiguity.

Southern douche 1: "Look over't that New Row Yankee."
Southern douche 2: "huhuhuh damn, you recon he gots him a colored'n in his fraternity?"
Southern douche 1: "I done think so...them dang 'ol coon lovers"
Northern Fraternity man "Hey you inbred trash, your old row came from our Old Row Fraternity."
Southern douche 2: "so does that make us new rowers?"
Northern Fraternity man: '...'

by Kingfrat1897 January 3, 2011

Row Sham Bow

1) To totally flip out on somebody in a cool way. Sometimes accompanied by a Shilelah

OMG, Jon just ROW SHAM BOW'd that kid with his SHILELAH

by Jon August 18, 2004

Row 5 Table 1

A dude with extreme hunchback who needs his walker to help him. This dude seriously walks in a L shape and is in desperate need of help.... SO DONATE GENEROUSLY!

He uses his bare hands to get the salad even though he should be using the freakin' tongs. He always has his stinkin' apple juice with this funky jar. Ice cream is his favorite too.

helllllllp this poor guy.. GET HIS BACK STRAIGHT!

by Peter has no dick April 13, 2005