Bootilicious Roomies

Brought together by serendipity and a unique twist of fate, Keish and Fanny put the booty back in bootiliciousness and the awesomeness back in roomies (wait there is no awesomeness in roomies). Regardless, Keish and Fanny are glad to have found each other at Princeton, best roomies, best friends forever, experiencing college, change, life, the real world one step at a time together.

Keishala and FanFan

by hotness May 12, 2004

rootie kazootie

A shaved or waxed muff, a bare mons, a muffless muff or baldy.

She went commando to the wedding and her rootie kazootie was a sensation.

by Moby Doug April 7, 2009

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

Roofies

A lover of boobs.

DM Cpt.Reily loves roofies!

by Mr. FastBack June 17, 2009

roophesplat

when birds poop on your roof or on any other towering point and it goes SPLAT!!

as the flock of seagulls flew overhead, i was quite sure that i cought some roophesplat in my hair.

by Hugo Frax November 18, 2006

roopsen

to make an obvious mistake

"roopsen" used alone

by bcp666 July 24, 2007

Rookie Status

When someone acts like a rookie they then have rookie status. This can apply to anything where you are better than a friend, they will have rookie status.

Person A: Fuck i just knocked over all the cups playing Beer Pong
Person B: That is Rookie Status

Joe: Can you teach me how to take a rip of this ROOR?
Mark: Wow, such rookie status.

by You're a Rookie November 25, 2009