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parking lot rocker

A parking lot rocker is a metal head( or a group) that go to a show or venue but never step out to support the bands playing live, they're mostly found drinking Modelos or any low grade alcohol at a parking lot and blast Toxic Holocaust, thinking that its a good band.

They live on low income and often hate on the popular underground bands and talk shit on other metal fans that can afford to attend big concerts, known to leave a mess at parking lots and have DUI records. .
Don is a parking lot rocker, he promised to John that he would get there early to see his band open up for Decide but is with Sam drinking Early times whiskey while listening to Venom.
by Jrob2020 July 16, 2018
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champion rocker

A champion brand rocker whoever has a “c” in their name , other people with no “c” in their name can’t rock shit and are ass.
Someone: That kid is a champion rocker

Christopher,Christian: Hell yeah we rock this shit
by Championnnnn May 11, 2019
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rocker robber

one who finds older people attractive and sexy; a person who has sexy thoughts about old men and women.

opposite of a craddle robber.
OMG, Jessica is such a rocker robber, she'd bang Sean Connery in a heartbeat.

I'm a rocker robber, I appreciate the "oldies but goodies".
by *Lilo* April 8, 2008
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outlaw rocker

An outlaw rocker is a rock n roll musician who lives outside the rules of mainstream society. the outlaw rocker s characterized by long shaggy, untamed hair, biker leathers and tattoos.

Behaviour that characterizes the outlaw rocker includes the abuse of drugs, promiscuous sex, and a generally carefee and hedonistic, rebellious lifestyle.
One of the quintessential, defining traits of this persona is a larger than life, devil may care attitude.
Ex:

Wow look at slash, he's such a bad-ass smoking a cigarette and shredding on his les paul, what a classic outlaw rocker.
by L.E. Steves March 6, 2014
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The Rocker

The Shocker, but without the 2nd finger in the pussy because the pussy is too tight.
Catherine is too tight to use the shocker so I had to use the Rocker.
by The rocker.org December 21, 2015
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red furry rocker

Hayley Williams or any other ginger female rocker
by bigc1234567890- October 26, 2011
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Rocker Spic

A subculture of hispanic youths, living in Miami, Florida, that worship metallica, megadeth and hotel california. Their biggest enemy is the devil wears prada and any other metalcore band or as they call it "that emo scream boolsheet." They can be recognized by the signature fauxhawk, eyebrow piercing, metallica shirt, nine inch nails bumper sticker and hollister jeans.
Why did we go to sawgrass mall? Theres so many rocker spics.

Most of the students at FIU are rocker spics.
by bigawesomeboobs December 17, 2011
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