Madre: aye nigga, you take out the trash yet
Cultist Roaches: but mum i cant fit in that trash can anymore uwu
Cultist Roaches: but mum i cant fit in that trash can anymore uwu
by saintyudas September 24, 2018

Noun: Any one of numerous wireless devices, which serves as a cellular telephone, small in size, with a characteristic cock roach shape, appended to one's ear.
Those people with ear roaches are pretending to be in a phone conversation with somebody but they are actually closet, borderline schizophrenics with self-esteem issues.
by Mike G December 12, 2008

by Shibby September 20, 2003

A band that's helping me get through a lot of shit.
If it weren't for this band, i probably would have killed myself.
If it weren't for this band, i probably would have killed myself.
by ksjdfhkjhkjh February 23, 2008

by Snaithy April 29, 2005

by Passive aggressive November 14, 2017

by ddamankos October 24, 2018
