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Free Range Human

A person able to move their limbs freely, to walk about their beloved cities, towns, beaches and parks. A person looking forward to same, if and when the coronavirus pandemic ends.
After days of forced isolation in his minuscule New York apartment, able to touch all four walls at once, he yearned to open the door, to hit the street, to walk, to run, to be a free range human.
by Monkey's Dad March 20, 2020
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Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024
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Voodoo Ranging

Partying so hard that Cammy blacks out and wakes up in a gas station on Stacy and Exchange.
Yeah we hit the Strip and were Voodoo Ranging all weekend I’m hungover af.
by Bigpeen29 March 29, 2023
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rey-door-range

The classy way to describe someone who has spent way to much time in the sun or tanning bed. The word derives from red and orange. The perma-i-will-have-skin-cancer-very-soon "tan" that is more red than sea side glow. Usually accompanied with facial grease. Taking a break in the shade or using sun screen is not an option. Also the product of too many intoxicated days in the sun.

Photographs will never turn out good, especially when paired with others not suffering from this discoloration.
Wow she has a serious case of rey-door-range, its all I can see!

They rey-door-range has got (him/her) look greasy and old!
by Ash Z May 20, 2010
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Long Range Hippo

what you call a fatty that got the superman from across the room
I was desperate last night, so I got me a long range hippo.
by SickNurse August 26, 2009
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Maxmillian biang rang

Is shit at rocket league and steals goals when you’re trying to get them for a challenge
by SENIR MAN GUYY October 2, 2020
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Free range

Meaning something is very easy and not challenging
Bruh that test was free range asf
by Teevator1717 March 5, 2021
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