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The Pregnancy Craving Shield

When pregnant women eat junk food with no positive nutritional qualities and claim that it's a craving, they're using the pregnancy craving shield.
"Could you go out and get me another two bags of chips? And a deep fried pizza slice?"

"Really?"

"I'M CRAVING IT!"

"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
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Pregnancy Craving

When you're craving a massive amount of cocaine will pregnant.
"I'm having a huge pregnancy craving right now"

"I WANT FUCKING COCAINE, I'M ON MY PREGNANCY CRAVING"
by Daddy Jack December 11, 2016
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Pregnant Individual

A person who may or may not identify being a woman who can bear and deliver a baby
Tommy - Look Mom - A pregnant woman
Mom - No Tommy, That is not a pregnant woman, that is a pregnant individual

Tommy - Fucking PC assholes
by Salinasone April 23, 2021
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boom pregnant

“Boom, Pregnant!” is a catchphrase or image caption most often found in response to a photo of a handsome man. The expression may have originated from “Boom Headshot!”, a phrase popularized by an episode of web mockumentary Pure Pwnage.
Origin
Prior to its use as commentary, “Boom, Pregnant” was used as early as March 20071 to describe a woman’s surprise at being pregnant. It was used to describe an attractive male as early as July 2010 in response to a photo of the lead singer of rock band Queens of the Stone Age, Josh Homme, on LiveJournal gossip blog Oh No They Didn’t.2
Notable Examples
Between September and December 2010, the phrase was used several more times on Oh No They Didn’t, describing actor Tom Hardy three times347, as well as actor Chris Pine.5 In January 2011, a Facebook fan page17 for the phrase was established, mostly for fans of the members of the British alternative band Muse. That April, the caption was first used on Reddit in /r/LadyBoners9 on a picture of actor Jensen Ackles. On August 19th, 2011, a single topic Tumblr titled “Boom Pregnant”6 was created, featuring photos of male actors and musicians. A second single topic Tumblr of the same name8 was launched in June 2012.
On Tumblr, “Boom, Pregnant” is commonly employed as a tag10 on posts of attractive people. However, the tag has several different iterations based on placement of punctuation including periods11 and exclamation points.1213 There is also a tag for “boom you’re pregnant.”14 As of October 1st, 2012, there are nearly 200 results for “boom pregnant” on Flickr15, however some of these include images of pregnant women. There are also more than 1,400 results for the phrase on YouTube.16
by galvanize86 November 23, 2013
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I'm Pregnant

What you don't want to hear if you don't want to have kids. However, you wouldn't have had to if you didn't cave in to your Girlfriend's or Wife's demands to have them.
Laura: I have something to say.
Robert: What do you have to say?
Laura: I'm Pregnant
Robert: Shit
by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2021
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Alaskan Pregnant baby slayer

When you fuck a pregnant chick, and you punch the bitches stomach and aggressively shove your dick in the babies face until it dies.
I was going to be a dad until me and my wife did the "Alaskan Pregnant baby slayer".
by sexybitch69alaskanpipe March 31, 2015
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Pregnant Swan

When one has a rather muscular arm/bicep which bulges his shirt or clothes. An over large bicep muscle which also may be described as 'Hench'.
"Look at that geeza, check out his pregnant swan."

"oi breddas check out my pregnant swan."

"that mans jj is the creator, look at his pregnant swan!"
by Termanator April 19, 2010
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