portuguese crockpot

When you're getting your dick sucked before you ejaculate, flip over so your ass is in her face, fart on her, and cum down her throat. And let her marinate in the juices.

My girl came home from a party and wanted to spice up our sex life, so we preformed the portuguese crockpot.

by Hotrod.stay.driven December 20, 2017

portuguese rato

a computer mouse

I used my portuguese rato to browse pornhub and fap to angela white

by RockyCanoa March 7, 2023

Portuguese Paraguay

Another name for Brazil

He told me he’s going to Rio de Janeiro. I forgot what country that city is in and he told me it’s in Portuguese Paraguay.

by Tüřð666 April 6, 2025

Portuguese class

an evil class that makes you sit and do boring things for a whole 80 minutes!, its a complete waste of your time and escape it whenever you can, it melts your brain

i hate Portuguese class

by Portuguese teachers November 21, 2018

Portuguese Lung Dart

Alternative name for a cigarette.

Where did Manny go?…I think he went outside to look at the stars and smoke a Portuguese Lung Dart.

by Gabagool December 15, 2021

portuguese kitchen

The art of flooding an old portuguese womans kitchen with bodily fluids and then continuing to use said fluids to make a stew

Damn...I gave that bitch a portuguese kitchen. Bitches love a portuguese kitchen.

by jaredmartinsuperhomo January 4, 2014

Portuguese Breakfast

The act of making a fried egg and putting it a dick / vagina and the partner licking it

Man 1- Last night i had a Portuguese Breakfast

Man 2- Excuse me, What?

by icantdecidemyusername February 11, 2024