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Pootie

A pet: a cute dog or puppy
I love going to the park with my favorite little pootie poo
by ForUrbanDictionary March 15, 2020
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Pootis

Pootis, derived from the phrase “Poot dispenser here” from VALVe’s famous FPS “Team Fortress 2”. A merge of the words “poot” and “dispenser” It is the meaning of life
Her: “What is the meaning if life?”
Him: “Pootis”
by Jay_The_Doggo August 23, 2020
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pootie

A poodle that is a cutie.
Leo: What breed is your dog?
Kat: He's a poodle.
Leo: Aww, he's so cute, what a pootie!
by badgalkat September 16, 2020
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pootis brid

thanks to heavy quote a new word/animal was formed-pootis bird.
from team fortress 2-heavy, heavy weapons guy.
by mepishdoing June 10, 2022
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Pootie

An extremely old yet distinguished fellow of Christian descent. Usually pedophilic and disgruntled but also sometimes motivational and reasonable. Usually encountered in Midwest America they may seem relatively harmless but must be approached with caution to avoid molestation or accidentally neglecting them. The easiest way to agitate one is to preform an act of atheism or voluntary drug use. As of 2022 they have been listed as the only known psychic sub species to become endangered due to their hesitancy to reproduce from dwindling numbers.
The pootie who has molested me used to be known as grandpa guitar pappy lap steel and gpa gitfiddle.
by Anthony Gordon October 24, 2022
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pootis gaming

by the random. October 31, 2022
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pootis

He went to pet the pootis
by pootis enthusiast September 27, 2022
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