pootie

a hors 💀

kanye west gave kai cenat a pootie (purchased from aldi)

by anonymous January 14, 2025

pooty fart

adj; used to describe frustrated

Pooty fart, I forgot to do my homework!

by wove muffin November 25, 2010

Little Pooties

A loving term for you gassy dogs.

Be right back I have to let my little pooties outside.

by WakeUp2016 December 4, 2016

Pootie Park

a cute little korean lady that likes to fart, yell, meow, poop, scream, laugh, and snort. Pootie is one of the cutest people you will probably ever meet. She is so full of life and makes you laugh. She has the most genuine heart and is so caring. She is a little scary tho...

Girl 1: Ugh she's so lucky her mom is a Pootie Park
Girl 2: Sameee I wish I grow up to be Pootie Park too!!

by ooga booga pooga November 25, 2021

pootie trap

Farting as you get up off of a foam cushion on a couch or chair, leaving the fart embedded in the cushion, setting up the next person who sits down on the cushion to take the blame for it.

As Carl was called back to the doctor's examination room, he left a pootie trap behind in the waiting room chair for the next unfortunate person to spring.

by DenGonzo December 9, 2012

Root pooty

Hot Latino daddy who loves to stink up the joint with his booty. He loves to fart and poop, and has alot of fans who love it too!

Brian: Phew! It smells like Root Pooty was in this room! Break out the air freshener.

Tyler: Nah! Let's enjoy those stinky latino farts for a while!

by dopey white guy December 1, 2023

Pootis

Definition 1:Pootis or Potus is the meaning of life

Definition 2:The people who live in sandvichland

Definition 3:A word often used by the rare and endangered Hoovy species to get others attention

I AM THE POOTIS MAN,COMING FROM SANDVICH LAND!

by The Dank Smasher June 6, 2017