gustav posting

When you pose a question that you could've just looked up.

- Why didnt he just look it up on google?

- He's gustav posting

by solace discord April 23, 2023

envy posting

When you post nothing but a flashy unrealistic lifestyle on your social media profiles giving people the false impression that your life is perfect and full of glamour

You still follow that girl Carley on insta??

Hell no foo.. she be doing nothing but envy posting. I unfollowed her ages ago

by Echobud August 23, 2023

Kaede New Town Posting

Kaede New Town Posting is a form of posting on a web service such as twitter, youtube, instagram and many others.
When someone "Kaede New Town Posts" it means they have uploaded some sort of text or something that contains things that happened in world famous 2007 hit romance comedy film "Kaede New Town"

123BlackGuy123: I love Kaede New Town
some stupid idiot: Stop Kaede New Town Posting
123BlackGuy123: How do I hide a body guys?
some stupid idiot: Im cumming

by Adam D Fan October 3, 2021

you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself

An expression, commonly used in a negative way in order to tell someone to go fuck off. It can also be used in a "you know what?" kind of manor, as an exclamation or frustration. It has the added benefit of insulting how the recipient spends his free time, and is synonymous with "you just sit on your ass all day"

Bill: "Hey, you wanna hang out today?"

Jon: "Nah I'd rather just stay home and watch a movie."

Bill: "Fine then, you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself all day."

Fred: "Hey, we're gonna play some basketball, wanna come?"

Joe: "I just had a really bad break up, I'd rather be alone."

Fred: "Well you can just sit at home, pissing and shitting yourself while we have fun ya douche."

by jcer1 July 20, 2013

Pitting

The act of having sweet sweet sex with an armpit.

This is done by holding your arm close to the side of your body, and inserting the dick in the armpit area.

Brandon: Oh guys guess what i did to Natalie last night?
Scott: Man were you pitting her?
Brandon: Yeah you know it!
Jacob: Your my freeking hero; I always wanted to pit Natalie.

by Jeebus =D October 7, 2007

posting

stationary, not moving, found a place to chill.

"Hey man do you wanna go to this club?"
"No thanks im posting here at my house."

by Noblam February 3, 2010

pissing shed

Defines a shed containing a seat with a hole cut in it with which to piss, shit, vomit or any other disgusting bodily function into said hole. Also known as an outhouse.

Jebediah: "I caught Zeke and Earl finger fuckin' each other in the pissing shed again last night!"

Zedediah: "FUCK!, You mean I missed it?"

by Chris Carr December 14, 2008