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Alaskan pipeline

The alaskan pipeline is the act of defecating into a condom and leaving putting it outside overnight to let it freeze only if it is below 32° fahrenheit or else it will not freeze.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
"Tonight me and my girlfriend are gonna try the alaskan pipeline."
by Stoner._boi October 9, 2020
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Hawaiian pipeline

A frozen banana used for purposes to promote sexual pleasure to oneself or to another by inserting into ones body.
1. "I added bananas to the grocery shopping list so we can try the Hawaiian pipeline tonight"

2. Husband asks: "What's for dessert , hun?"

Wife Replies" "Hawaiian pipelines!"
by BrandyWegal1006 September 6, 2017
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montana pipeline

When a man shoves his dick into a woman's nose and then forces her to pick the shit out of her nose.
My girlfriend let me give her a Montana Pipeline
by Big Dick Papa Smurf October 4, 2017
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Alaskan Pipeline

Alaskan Pipeline - (performed by 2 men) When 1 man shoves a glass pipe into his Ass. "Inserts" a small pet Hamster and or Gerbil into the tube then backs the other end of the tube into the other mans Ass, while reaching around and stroking eachother while the gerbil runs back and forth. Then when one of the men are about to climax they remove the tube and feed it to the gerbil.
Alaskan Pipeline - Dude I could totally go for an Alaskan Pipe line right now!
by Sweatfinger May 7, 2018
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Toboggan Pipeline

While riding a toboggan in a 69 position with your partner. Your girl accidentally sharts, but with the frozen weather it comes out frozen solid. And the turd glides off your forehead.
I was going downhill in a sled and 69 ing my girl. She sharted and gave me a "Toboggan Pipeline"
by Spoker February 22, 2018
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Pipeline Bling

"Pipeline bling" when a mans dick is clearly showing through his pants/joggers clearly defying the shape. You can't help but look & stare.
"Check out that guys pipeline bling, he's packing!"
by Brookelynncrooks June 19, 2016
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Pipeline wrap

When you put on a cumrag and go hard until you both are done then pull out but leave the rag in there
Yeah man I gave Shelly the pipeline wrap the other day waiting for tonight to get my sock back though
by Hitler666nazism December 2, 2020
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