Pelican

A conspiracy theorist who mindlessly shares misinformation or links to garbage websites while trying to argue a ridiculous point that doesn't even relate to anything.

Hey bro, don't pelican me with that bullshit video.

by Some Bloody Guy May 19, 2020

Pelican Head

A nice way to call someone a dumbass.
When someone is a dumbass and you can't call them a dumbass.

You pelican head

by Kalevra March 21, 2023

Pelican Agents

MEaning tardsy has no appple to peal, if you eat the crust of the banana you gain the trustee funds of pelican agents in yoiur area. its like free sex toys when ya scrubba dub dub you fuck ya mum in the hot tub

Tardsy own quite a few Pelican Agents

by anonymous tardsy April 6, 2022

Pelican

Boxing phrase referring to under classing an opponent and still winning

He pelicaned and won what a champ

by Bob Marley Lover May 7, 2024

Wounded pelican

When a woman starts choking on a load of cum.

Jenny was down on her knees thinking she was a throat goat but once Craig blew his load she turned into a wounded pelican.

by JSmidt August 5, 2025