Kitty Patrol

When you look out your window seeing if there's any homeless cats outside or looking for the homeless cat you feed regularly.

Dude why are you staring out the window?
Don't bother me right now I'm on kitty patrol.

by Juancabeza November 8, 2012

snatch patrol

A man so addicted to a female's pussy, he becomes obsessed, controlling, and goes into stalking mode, making sure she never gives the pussy up to anyone else.

Chris is so addicted to Bridget's pussy, he's on snatch patrol.

by Dixie Crystal January 13, 2017

Cone Patrol

The act of looking or hunting for weed, either from friends or dealers or both.

"we izh on cone patrol tonite."

by Cones? January 6, 2008

junkyard patrol

Some mf white boy group of artist / producers from Grand Rapids, mi ... They kinda fire tho ngl

Damn bro you ever hearda junkyard patrol? Their new album firee

by kLoON🤬🤬 July 23, 2019

Penis patrol

A group that is filled with mammals highest on the food chain that have transcended past human life and make sure peace is kept through the patrolling of the male genitalia

Hey Seth and Tyre I suspect that Breylon is hiding drugs in his genitalia and it is time to show him the true power of the penis patrol

by PP Captain Tristan February 23, 2020

Pussy Patrol

Guys that hunt for that good good. If you're in the pussy patrol then you're cool.

Damn that guy must be in the Pussy Patrol!

by Pussy patrol chief December 5, 2018

snow patrol

a gay mans mission to get as much spunk in one night as possible. can also be used for a cock hungry female.

julian: "oh my god i was so horny last night i went on a snow patrol!"

bruce:"oh you're such a dirty man whore"

cat: "i had sex with 5 blokes last night in th club"

sarah: "damn you were on one hell of a snow patrol!"

by hazmat man June 24, 2006