Paste Pants

An item of clothing usually consisting of talcum powder and h2o. In the event of shrinking leather pants, paste pants are an essential garment which can - in many cases - be carried off without questioning. Paste pants are an idea courtesy of Joey Tribbiani.
Joey Tribbiani - If the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants.
by Constance Jackson May 01, 2010
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Vietnam pants

where it is extremely cold, you're penis shrinks to just being a helmet in you're pubes, looks like a soldier poking his head out a bush. its Vietnam pants as opposed to Iraq pants as Vietnam is very bushy, Iraq is a desert!
it was so cold i had my Vietnam pants on today
by Turbo Uberman December 22, 2010
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buffet pants

a form of pants like clothing in which the waist band is made of elastic for easy expansion of the abdomen.
hey ross lets put our buffet pants on and go the the chinese restaurant.
by jay duncan August 23, 2005
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Pants Dance

the jig one does when attempting to pull up pants that have fallen down, or are trying to put on when said pants are too small. one who performs such a dance is said to be a pancer.
"the pants dance is my new favorite dance because my jeans never stay on!"

"girl, you are way too big to get into those jeans. stop doin' the pants dance. you look ridikulous!"
by Pancer March 06, 2009
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Pant Time

The art of relaxing in just your pants after a hard day.
Don't disturb me, it's pant time.
by Adam Farmer April 18, 2008
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no pants dance

What do you say after dinner and a few alcoholic beverages we perform the no pants dance?
by drummer869 July 06, 2005
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mom pants

High-wasted, synthetic pants. Usually worn by a soccer-mom.
My math teacher had major mom pants
by Ms Newton-Bouviet October 09, 2003
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