A "parking lot pretty" truck is a four-wheel drive pick-up or suv which is owned by somebody who purchased it with absolutely no intentions of using it for what it was built for, such as taking it off any paved surfaces for fear of it getting dirty or actually towing anything with it. They are easily recognized by after market wheels, lift kits, very clean and spotless paint jobs, chrome accessories, loud exhaust, and in most occasions an obnoxious decal of some sort on the windows stating the owners personal beliefs or opinions.
Real truck owner: Nice truck!
Truck owner: Thanks!
Real truck owner: What size lift you got?
Truck owner: 6 inch lift with 22's
Real truck owner: I know some great trails around here if ya wanna take em out and kick up some mud!
Truck owner: No way! I don't wanna get it dirty!
Real truck owner: Oh I see, your truck is just a parking lot pretty truck.
Truck owner: Thanks!
Real truck owner: What size lift you got?
Truck owner: 6 inch lift with 22's
Real truck owner: I know some great trails around here if ya wanna take em out and kick up some mud!
Truck owner: No way! I don't wanna get it dirty!
Real truck owner: Oh I see, your truck is just a parking lot pretty truck.
by RealTruckOwner May 12, 2016
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Get the I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed. mug.a ghetto pretty boy is one of the types of pretty boys. They are basically a regular pretty boy with an urban (ghetto) style and flare.
A ghetto pretty boy in general is usually a teenage boy with a clean cut appearance with a slight ghetto touch. So say instead of wearing preppy type brands, they would wear brands like South Pole, Ecko, Sean John, etc.
A ghetto pretty boy in general is usually a teenage boy with a clean cut appearance with a slight ghetto touch. So say instead of wearing preppy type brands, they would wear brands like South Pole, Ecko, Sean John, etc.
girl 1: Omg! Frankie J and Usher are so hot!
girl 2: Now that's what I call a real ghetto pretty boy.
girl 2: Now that's what I call a real ghetto pretty boy.
by BarrioBoy09 April 12, 2009
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Get the two pretty best friend mug.People select the most attractive pictures of themselves and post them on social networking sites as their profile pictures and in online photo albums.
These select photos are ones that enhance or inflate attractiveness of that person. In real life, that person isn't as attractive as their photos make them to be and they're pretty ordinary looking.
These select photos are ones that enhance or inflate attractiveness of that person. In real life, that person isn't as attractive as their photos make them to be and they're pretty ordinary looking.
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Get the pretty aids mug.A girl who is by traditional standards not pretty, but is nonetheless a potential rape victim due to the lower standards of rapists.
John: Hey Mike, what do you think of Janet?
Mike: Well, she's not my type but she's definetely rape-pretty.
Mike: Well, she's not my type but she's definetely rape-pretty.
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