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Pouring a Guinness

The act of passing diarrhea, usually whilst travelling abroad.
"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours
by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020
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shit pour

A procedure pioneered in the late 1990s. Where shit is mixed with oil in a plastic sealable zipper bag . When it is well mixed a corner snipped off so that the viscous liquid may be poured into places normally poo cannot go with the benefit that oil makes the whole mess much harder to clean up.
To get back at him I shit poured his locker.
by Toecutter June 12, 2014
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adoucissant pour les hommes

French for "fabric softener for the man". The scent smelled on a man when he uses W-A-Y too much fabric softener in his laundry. The industry has possibly caught on, having come out recently with additional scents.
After giving John a hug, Betty commented to her friend jane,
"WOW! John's wearing adoucissant pour les hommes today!"
by Weelis November 15, 2009
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Obama Pour

I very hefty pour of booze, typically tequila. Coined when watching President Obama meet with Mexican Pres. Nieto in 2013. The two shared a glass of tequila that was HUGE, coining the term "Obama Pour"
"Damn! you trying to get me drunk? That's an Obama Pour!"
by Johnnyeffenboots March 11, 2024
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Freudian Pour

When you are making yourself a mixed drink and because of current life situation, you mix a triple when you intended to mix a single because your “Id” took over.
Well I was having a rough weekend with the in laws but after I Freudian poured a couple G &Ts life got lots better.
by Lbendy33 July 21, 2018
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Long Distance Pour

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.
"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.
by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013
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