Social pooper

Every time you have to poop, the other person with you also has to poop.

Man Jared, every time I poop... you have to poop. I think your a social pooper.

by ApolloEz November 6, 2018

Circle pooper

When the wife circles a parking lot like a dog getting ready to poop and ultimately settles for a spot at the back of the lot.

I would have been on time to our appointment; except the wife was parking circle pooper style.

by Richard Round Tree March 20, 2022

gay party-pooper

A Gay Party-Pooper is a person who ruins anybody's good time by suggesting something a group of people are doing, or are planning to do, is gay.

Guy 1: "Hey you know what would be fun to play? Twister!"
Guy 2: "I love playing twister, let's do it!"
Gay Party-Pooper: "Playing twister with other guys is gay."
Guy 1:"Why are you always such a Gay Party-Pooper?"

by /Zero/ May 5, 2015

poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

When her ass is so tight you can barely poke your pinkey in it.

I was gonna fuck her up the ass but she was so tight all I could do was poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

by Jimmythejerk May 27, 2020

Post Pooper

People on social networking sites such as facebook that sit around reading posts then proceeding to shit all over them. Typically seen when someone makes a post or status update containing some exciting news or an announcement. Then along comes the post pooper and posts something to destroy the mood of the post.

Ash: so I've decided I'm going back to school in the fall :)
2 hours ago via Facebook for BlackBerry · Comment · Like

Post Pooper: Hi ash... Not that my opinion counts for much however, proceed with caution. You have bitten off a lot lately. New job, new business (selling purses) and now school. I think you def go back if u want to go I just caution not to bite off more than u can chew all at once. Love ya

by Pain (Mary Jane Rotten Crotch) May 25, 2010

The Pooper Scooper

You and your partner each stand in a litter box. One partner then proceeds to fuck the other person in the ass.

Person 1: I really wanna try The Pooper Scooper with you tonight, babe!
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Person 1: The Pooper Scooper and chill?

by Thats_funny__69 August 3, 2018

Party pooper

A person who takes a giant poop at a family reunion

Oh my god he was a party pooper at his mothers birthday party.

by Ed talk November 28, 2019