Colton Philips

Colton Philips Is A Fat Cousin Cummer Who Eats cinabon of his cousins willy and enjoys it thoroughly enjoys this activty. He is also built and shapped like jabba the hut

The fat guy smash his cousin in Must be a colton Philips

by swaggyboiGammer January 5, 2020

Philip

Communist leader and specialist in the art of IPDA, has a very inconsistent accent

Me: So, do you say mate ironically or unironically?
Philip: Yes

by Trashman kev February 9, 2022

Philip

A dumb gay fuck that meat rides everyone.

Philip

by a random guy that is on urban October 25, 2022

Philip The Nut

(Some random crap I made up)
A phrase that you yell out of a car window or at other cars in parking lots or just people in general as long and as annoyingly as possible

*Driving by a person*
“PHILIP THE NUT!!!”
*Person gives you the thumbs up*

by Philip The Nut November 19, 2017

Philip Michael

Doesn't give a fuck about your name. Or you in general.

Newest trend: show us what means your name in the urban dictionary
Philip Michael: Doesn't give a fuck.

by MarylouGB November 22, 2021

Philip

Philip is a dude That FAILS every class ever created. The class that is more failed amongst all of them are maths , he has failed every math test in the human history.

:Bro i just failed the math test

: Man stop being such a philip

by Mr.Steal your girls March 23, 2022

Philip H. Anselmo

A really awesome and sexy dude that gets blamed for a bunch of bullshit and has a bunch of allegations put onto him because of his drunken antics. For example, the drunken/maybe high white power incident and nazi salute, that he did cuz he was pissed. He also gets blamed for his late best buddy, Dimebag Darrell’s, death on December 8th, 2004. The two had some tension at the time and Dime was killed on stage by a dipshit psycho, sadly enough.

Ignorant pisshead: URGHHH!! I HATE PHILIP H. ANSELMO CUZ HE’S A NAZI AND A RACIST!

me(sigma phil anselmo fan): bro you don’t even know the guy, you only saw that fuckass video in 2016 of him doing the white power stuff but you don’t even know he was drunk, probably overwhelmed, and pissed at the time. shut the fuck up💔

by flame01 June 16, 2025