Petty-Seven

The age of a woman who appears to be in her 40's or above, but claims to be or alludes to being much younger.

Also may hang out with people in their 20's on a regular basis, thinking that she fits in.

Term originated from the last name of faux-Australian-celebrity, Amber Petty.

Q: How old is that new cougar that works in advertising over there?

A: About Petty-Seven!

by JonM890 September 2, 2011

petty stress

the act of playing or jamming out to your favorite Tom Petty songs when life's 'petty' stresses start to get the best of you.

You had one hell of a week.. sounds to me like you need to keep your petty stress in check.. now go jam out to *insert favorite TP song*.

by ceep October 13, 2014

petty purse

A purse full of pettiness. When someone needs to dig into a bag/purse of pettiness to get their point across.

Well since she wants to act dumb, I'm gonna have to dig into my designer petty purse and take down my pics and report the pics she put up of me.

by Mia Split October 5, 2016

Petty Zoo

When two or more bitches attempt to match each other in childish behavior, substituting genuine and honest conversation with sneer comments and petty remarks.

Basically any episode of "Real Housewives" or anything on TLC is like the San Diego of Petty Zoos.

by TonyTheTampon July 15, 2017

Petty Police

A person that bends over backwards to hurt others in the least intelligent way and or for no real purpose other than self importance. Goes out of their way to cause another to suffer either or both personally or financially. Their own life is so insignificant that to feel in control they abuse others in any insignificant way they can find to make themselves feel powerful. Contemptibly unimportant abuse of another.
.

The Petty Police are the ones who calls Code Enforcement on another persons home when it has absolutely nothing to do with them and they are detrimental to the peace and tranquility of life.

by RLKI November 29, 2017

Petty Crocker

When someone who has cooked a meal doesn't receive the praise that they feel

they deserve and resorts to insulting the people eating the meal.

Mom's spaghetti was okay, but she went all Petty Crocker and started questioning our manhoods when we didn't ask for seconds.

by halestorm187 December 22, 2017

Petty Flirt

To flirt with another without the desire to pursue them romantically.

Betty: "You're a petty flirt."

Roe: "How?"

Betty: "You confused me. I thought you wanted these milk duds, but you're just being petty flirting with me like that."

by SlickySlick! May 27, 2018