Loose tits

Whenever you squeeze a loose tit, milk spirts out.

Woah! Your shirt is all wet, you must have loose tits!

by George Flinstone May 27, 2009

blown loose

ADJECTIVE
If something is blown loose it is in a state of disrepair, it is broken or in bad condition.

VERB
When you blow something loose, especially something pleasant, you do it.

Adjective

"The bearded man in the Avail shirt was blown loose and in a bad state of disrepair."

Verb
"The young man was excited to blow loose the veggie burger he just grabbed."

by Penguin Titz June 29, 2023

Loosing a nuke

When you crimp off a turd that could destroy a city

"Marjorie, what's that smell and where has the west wing gone?"

"Oh, Quentin it was terrible! Reginald has been in the lavatory, loosing a nuke!"

by Mostly_made_up June 3, 2017

loose donkey

when a member of the male gender is attempting masturbation with a full bladder, and he ends up pissing all over himself

dude 1: hey man whats that bigass yellow stain on your shirt??
dude 2: oh dude the other day i was whacking and i accidently pulled a loose donkey
dude 3: no way dude, thats grody

by Karl Hungus Jr March 13, 2013

Loose wristed

Someone who flicks their wrists down at a 90° angle when speaking or being flamboyant. A slang term for “gay”

Mike is a lions fan, he’s loose wristed

by Shark 9 October 11, 2021

loose chick

i'm not wearing any underwear

lorelai: help me look for my loose chick
luke: oh you really do have a loose chick

by doolzo July 14, 2022

Loose Monday

As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.

Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”

by LooseMondays66 May 21, 2021