October 20

National Day of depression and sadness and being dead inside

no, I'm sad October 20

by sadkidwhoisdeadinside October 18, 2019

October 29

National Penis Inspection Day
An annual inspection, which happens on October 29th. Start off by going up to your significant other or someone (with consent), to check their package to make sure everything is alright downstairs.

Gym Teacher: "Guys, it's October 29th, you know what that means"
Josh: "Oh god, I might fail the inspection"
Sarah: "Don't worry, Josh, everything looks alright, you'll be fine!"

by Lord of the Coom October 25, 2020

October 22nd

October 22nd : National Nut Day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*The day after October 22nd*
"Bro why'd you nut in her yesterday?"
"It was National Nut Day I can't help it"

by Dick Slayer 39000 October 14, 2019

october 23

the day the baddest bitches are born no cap.

yai: hey whens your birthday?

2ha: october 23, why?

yai: wow queen behaviour, that’s when all the baddest bitches are born!

by freshprincesssss October 15, 2019

October 22

National girls put a boys hair up day

On October 22

Girls can go and put boys hair in ponytails/braids

by Nationalday101 October 19, 2019

October 26

National sock stealing day!

Me: It’s October 26th.

Friend: You know what that means?
Me: Lets get some socks!

by I_thought_it_was_fake October 21, 2019

October 25

National do something stupid day! You know what it means, so have fun!

Me: bet u won’t go kiss that girl
Friend: I will, it’s October 25

by Ellliottttttttttt October 23, 2019