Sexy noises

Noises that are byproducts of arousal. Not really moans or anything, just noises that are hot.

"Oh yeah man she was making them sexy noises last night when I pleasured her."

by breatbill9 September 12, 2017

ninja noise

Ninja noise is the electrically induced noise as a result of a ninja uncertainty quantum probability state of a room. Lighted rooms tend to have less ninjas than a dark room.

Ninja noise is an electrically induced noise due to the statistical presence of ninjas.

A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.

by Zan-sensei September 25, 2013

Goofy Noise

referred to as non essential dialogue spoken with no pure intention; without substance

Because John Doe appeared to be conditioned by past programming factors his social interactions consist of him transmuting Goofy Noise due to his lack of empowering energy.

by DoowMatt August 30, 2023

bartground noise

The background noise that occurs when one is talking on the phone while riding the Bay Area Rapid Transit system.

I was trying to talk to Joe, but there was too much bartground noise to hear him.

by nominalstate October 5, 2012

noise platinum

When a noise musician sells over 100 copies of their album/mixtape in a week.

"When clipping. and I visited the Sub Pop offices for the first time, they showed us their wall of platinum and gold records. William Hutson responded 'Once I put out a tape and sold 100 copies in a week, that's called going noise platinum' and only the clipping guys and I laughed." - @deathbombarc on twitter

by BiggerDinosaurus February 6, 2019

definitely noise

meaning that whatever song-like-thing just happened definitely was not good at all, so like “that was definitely something” that somthing being noise. you don’t really know what just happened but there was noise happening.

*friend finishes singing terribly* “uhm that was definitely noise”

by myskinispaler October 8, 2020

noise trading

when the "word on the street" or the hype on investor blogs is the basis for which an investor makes a market trade; when a trade is based on casual speculation rather than on press released information based on substance

I just took a huge hit from that trade! I've learned my lesson not to do noise trading anymore.

by aMat13 April 26, 2011