Improbable, or highly unlikely; about as likely as the chance that "maybe" means "yes" rather than "no."; An unbelievable eventuality.
"What, from here? On the off-chance of a maybe that you make this basket, I'll wash BOTH your cars."
Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"
Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"
by AllThatIsGold October 4, 2017
Get the off-chance of a maybemug. Where a guy tells his woman that she can give him a snowball kiss after he cums in her mouth, but instead he covers her mouth and punches her in the stomach to make her swallow, and then runs away.
by Fishing Monkey 13 April 24, 2021
Get the Snowball's Chance In Hellmug. Cloudy with a chance a of balls is what a guy would say to his girlfriend or boyfriend when it is raining so they can't do much together so they might as well have sex in their home. It is a reference to the kids movie "Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
by Bernieleadsto🤑 fo👮🏼♀️👷♀️🕵️♀️👩⚕️👩🌾🧑🔬👩🏫👨💻👨🔧👩🚒 June 30, 2021
Get the Cloudy with a Chance of Ballsmug. When you or someone accidentally or intentionally rubbed your dick with isopropyl alcohol or pain relieving liniment.
Carl: Why are you walking as if your dick's on fire?
Mark: My girlfriend punished me for cheating by giving me the Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs treatment.
Mark: My girlfriend punished me for cheating by giving me the Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs treatment.
by SpankyRigor August 14, 2021
Get the Cloudy with a chance of HEATballsmug. what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell
by dboyfromdahood May 10, 2012
Get the A snowball's chance in hellmug. When you are having anal sex with your partner and they begin to poop diarrhea during sex, and instead of stopping you continue to push through the waves of poop.
She just kept shitting all over him but he kept going. Guess you can say they were doing a Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.
by Prof. Marik August 23, 2011
Get the Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.mug. A sexual act. When a man or woman stands over their lover and proceeds to fart and pee on them creating the effect of Thunder and Showers with the final act of defecating on their forehead. The meat ball...
by AntNBun January 12, 2016
Get the Cloudy with a chance of Meatballsmug.