Nigelism

nigelism is when two men called Nigel meet up for coffee once a week for a nice cup of coffee and to eat each other's arse. This sacred event can only be crafted with two white men named Nigel.

Ahhhhhhh the Nigel's are at it again! Wish I could do some nigelism. Save some booty for the rest of us chaps!!

by 69Lilkidlover69 September 20, 2018

Nigel

nigel is a person with a huge cock and big balls

I wish i was a nigel maybe my girlfriend stayed with me then

by Peepeepoopoo balls and cock November 23, 2021

BDS disabled nigel

an online incel who resembles similar disability traits to Stephen Hawkings. Inherent Jew features, olive skinned, beady little round eyes. making him look decidedly revolting to the opposite sex. likes to hook-up with black males from online chatrooms

a BDS disabled nigel with no friends

by mrs tosser July 18, 2025

Nigel

To nigel is too poop as poop is to nigel.

'Off to visit Nigel' 'Nigel is on his way' '

by Meoownigel April 21, 2023

Nigel Farage

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Makeshift Nigel Farage man

by KoolKid6996 March 22, 2022

nigel sim disorder

a personality type consisting of the following traits
1. Thinks having long hair and tying it up makes him cool
2. Thinks being stupid and useless and lazy at studies is a personality
3. Loud and attention-seeking, sense of humor of a 12 year old
4. Perms his hair thinking it makes him cooler
5. Puts his entire life story in his instagram bio (schools, full name according to passport, one direction quote with rose emoji)

Wow did you guys see Ethan Wong got a perm the other day?
Yes, I think he has nigel sim disorder.

by bottleneckgf November 9, 2021

shitty Nigel

Nigel shits the bed and blames his sister Nigella

shitty Nigel blames Nigella

by mrs tosser September 2, 2025