bad-a-ness

The condition or attribute of smthg being Bad A.

Dude, this is sheer bad-a-ness!!

by Bueno BlainO June 26, 2018

Rosy-ness

The feeling you get when you sat down in the sun for too long

“The Rosy-ness is gone now, but I still have two pink cheeks.”

by Miss Rosy June 3, 2018

Ness

Pronunciation:(neh-ss) Derived: Netherlands slang
1) To injure yourself during an everyday activity

2) Being harmed within a situation that wouldn't usually give rise to an injury

"Wow man I was shaking the milk canister at work and pulled my muscle, I Ness' it"
"I accidentally kicked the side of my pool and cut my foot, like a Ness"

by talldutch March 21, 2018

shortness-ness-ness

When u are very short and people keep messing with u being short

stop messing with my shortness-ness-ness🤦🏾 ♀️🙄

by Sa’najah May 27, 2018

Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.

Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.

by #IAM100% February 25, 2019

The Luke-Ness Monster

Luke P. from Hannah’s season of the bachelorette. Someone who makes everything about them and snakes their way into every conversation.

“I’m not gonna let the Luke-Ness Monster snake his way into Hannah’s heart.”

by Mtessa17 June 18, 2019

ness spit

A butthole that shoots shit spray

Jessica caught me w some ness spit last night and our relationship was ruined and I have yet to get a apology from her

by Pootiesous January 14, 2018