Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis tip emerges majestically from the water

I was watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glen Powell’s was Loch Ness monstering

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024

Ness Plays

The Best Youtuber On Planet Earth ofc seen here

www.youtube.com/@nessplaysgaming

Man, I love Ness Plays, he's so smart and handsome and kind and very loving.

by NessPlays64 April 24, 2025

Ness God

Finesse god, clever, sexy, charming, pulls women with effortless communication and body language accuracy.

"Damn bro, Tyler smashed Kayla and Jenny last night at the same time!? He just met them at the party last night"
"Dude is a total Ness God"

by TheKrispyDog May 12, 2021

Ness

a word used to piont out a typical behaviour of a new person in a group,whilst trying to be subtle. this could be good or bad.

paul:*to class* this is billy, a childhood friend of mine, hes moved to our school..
billy:*farts* hahahahaha!
paul:*to billy*yeah,thats almost as funny as when we were 4
paul:*to friends*eh,ye...Ness

by proof2 January 19, 2008

Lorraine ness

Fat human that no one likes and hangs around with a peacock and the peacock is a big annoying cock

Lorraine ness is annoying

by Human3000 October 31, 2019

Ness

Sloppy seconds.
A known prossy who is known to have stds and takes payment with cocaine.

"Hey, why is Jack dating Ness? Doesn't he know she has herpes?

by Distikt boyz February 28, 2023

Ness

The true identity of the fictional character Sans undertale

Sans is ness

by Ugotdud November 13, 2021