Clipboard nazi

Any person working a dead end job offering surveys that avidly alerts your attention and is determined to waste upwards of 5 minutes of your life to promote probably the worst product you've ever seen.

"Hey man, i got raped by a clipboard nazi today."

"You what? are you alright?"

"Yeah i'm lucky i survived, but seriously, how many times do i need to tell someone i'm not interested in bathing in semen?"

by Oliwa October 18, 2009

facebook nazi

An uptight and anally retentive individual who goes around reporting suggestive and offensive material on facebook even though they are free not to view such material.

Person A: "If you don't take down your group to end women's suffrage, I'm going to report you!"

Person B: "Damn, she can't even take a joke, what a facebook nazi."

by Plastikglass March 5, 2007

grammer nazi

A wannabe Grammar Nazi who uses incorrect grammar but fails to see the error in his/her own typing, yet always criticizes others' grammar errors. They can be characterized by the idiom: Pot calling the kettle black.

im a grammer nazi

by RealGrammarNazi May 19, 2010

bagel nazi

A stupid bitch who trys to regulate the eating/ usage of bagels except on tuesdays mornings.

KELLY RIPA: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING ITS NOT TUESDAY!

REGIS PHILBAN: WHAT ITS MONDAY AND I WANTED A BAGEL.

KELLY: BUT WE WERE SAVING THOSE FOR TUESDAY.

REGIS: WE ALL THREW DOWN ON THE BAGELS WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BAGEL NAZI?

by Wortman Defiance i h8 thatcunt November 28, 2009

Grammar Nazi

To the previous poster. It is spelled grammar, not grammer.

I know, I'm a grammar nazi

by Grammar-Nazi December 26, 2005

Tooth Nazi

A dentist that picks at your gums and teeth to make them bleed and hurt with a sharp stinging pain.

The Tooth Nazi made my gums bleed by poking them with tooth floss.

by Brownie Cakes May 1, 2007

Chip Nazi

A roomate who is stingy with his food. The food he buys only belongs to him. All food from him is highly protected.

Gahd, nick is such a chip nazi he won't let me eat any of his Cool Ranch Doritos.

by Tee-won April 8, 2006