newtons first law

Objects that stays at rest unless acted upon an unbalanced force

The boxes stays until newtons first law

by Sorniix December 8, 2016

Newton Aycliffe

newton aycliffe is the chavist town u will ever go to I seriously suggest not to go down the burn you probably get injected with smack and the pigeons will steal ya food wherever you go (they are called rats with wings here), stay inside at night as underage drinkers hang around all the shops in town, especially the takeaway ones to shout abuse at the fat owners (like sweaty john) most takeaway shops have very low hygiene standards that probably is infected with HIV.

chav 1: "did ya get your chips mate"
chav 2: "yea but that rat with wings was eating them"
chav 3: "be glad it did mate, It's spazzing on the floor in newton aycliffe town "

by pointlessness/dakota September 28, 2018

Newton-le-Willows

A small district of St Helens, falling under the regional postcode of WA12.

A shit hole.

Person A: Hey, lets go to Newton-le-Willows!
Person B: I'd rather kill myself.

by Armoured Oak April 9, 2011

newton

a town outside of Boston, MA. lots of snobby jewish princesses and toolish mushes. jews/irish/italian and maybe a little chinese. A mighty fine place to buy weed. Every high school grade down to the freshmen has at least a handful of weed dealers in it. reportedly, there has been sightings of white widow, white rhino, sour deisel, blueberry kush, purple kush. Yes, all of those strains. my circle of friends has never smoked anything less than headies. Thats how we role.

kid 1:im out of weed. I'd go anywhere to get good weed right now.
kid 2:well we should go over to newton and buy some good weed. maybe some shrooms too.

by surifacakin June 29, 2009

I want a fig newton

this means that you are looking to hook up.. I want to fuck you

If mouthed silently this looks like I want to fuck you so mouth the word I want a fig newton at someone you want to hook up with

by Susan T August 10, 2006

Sloppy Newton

A sexual manuver. The guy punches the girl in the stomach until she pukes. While she's puking or directly afterwards, she sucks his dick. He takes it out of her mouth, fucks her, then eats her out. Finally, he kisses her, so that the vomit has made it's way from her mouth to his penis, from his penis to her vagina, from her vagina to his mouth, and from his mouth back to her mouth again, completing the circle.

Joe punched Jane in the stomach, then gave her a Sloppy Newton.

by Greg Thomason November 14, 2006

Juice Newton

Typical after a night of drinking when your stool is looser than Paris Hilton and comes out all juicy.

I had a Kenny Rogers going and lost, resulting in a Juice Newton.

by Spencer M. October 2, 2006