Nelson's Theory

Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.

Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.

by Muslim Goat February 14, 2022

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take it nelson

Taking it Nelson meaning taking it easy or slow

There’s only three of us working today so we’re goin to take it nelson

by Ed shippo October 1, 2020

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Alex Nelson

The rot consumes

Joe: Hey what’s up Ryan
Ryan: the rot consumes
Joe: ok
Alex Nelson: the rot consumes

by fartlek November 29, 2022

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Jasper Nelson

A person who works hard and in his free time has a human right violation because he can't play Minecraft all the time what a tragedy. But when he is not using his little time on Minecraft you will find he is a character from a rated 18+ video game because he has a very messed-up mind. So when he is high you best stay away because he is a very dangerous person when in this state. He is good friend and can help you a lot but his is a menace to humanity as we know it so be careful with this future Micheal Myers

Jasper Nelson is very good at Minecraft and is kinky for some reason.

by Ct-75-67 February 4, 2022

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