The Musket Loader

When you shit in your partners mouth and stuff the shit down her throat with your dick.

Guy 1: Carson gave Jessie The Musket Loader last night.
Guy2: Nice bro

by Dic Handle January 9, 2020

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Musket Cumming

The act of ejaculating one singular high-caliber shot of cum, and then having to "reload" for a while for your next "shot".

"My boyfriend was musket cumming in me all night! It took almost 4 hours.."

by SisypheanTaskmaster October 8, 2025

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west virginian musket

When u have sexual relations with ur brothers hair not sure how thats a muskey but it is.

My dick, ur hair, lets do the west virginian musket

by Digital Penetration May 27, 2018

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Musket

A form of back shooting where someone acts like their holding a musket while Artillery Canon s you or when someone yells make ready and present and when they yell fire they do the Artillery Canon

Listen bro I’m bout to file a noise complaint this is ridic- *sees two people going at it* Oh,your doing the Musket,never mind bro.

by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024

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Loading the Musket

When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.

Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.

by Jowuhepona69 February 28, 2017

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musketeering

The act of stealing your significant other's clothing, especially hoodies and t-shirts, specifically for their scent.

1. Josh caught Dordi musketeering his favorite hoodie; it's as good as hers now.

2. You can't keep musketeering all my Van Halen shirts, babe. They do look good on you though.

by Yakoshi January 24, 2021

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