I'm not mormon earring

The extra earring(s) women wear to let you know they aren't mormon. This is because mormons are only allowed to wear "one modest pair of earrings." If ever in doubt as to whether or not a girl is mormon, look for the extra earring(s).

I was totally hitting on Breanna the other day, but I saw she had an I'm not mormon earring.. I can only date mormons, so I ran away.

by sizzam January 11, 2009

mormon surprise

a delicious drink made by mixing grape juice and vodka sometimes ginger ale is added in the mix to give things a kick. Its name comes from the fact that mormons cannot drink liquor so for a nice surprise slip ur mormon friend some "grape juice" then tell them what it really is and SURPRISE!

Mormon: this grape juice is delicious
Guy 1: That's not JUST grape juice it's vodka too!
Mormon: *spits it out*
Guy 1: SURPRISE!

by SSTrunks February 6, 2004

Mormon Hold 'Em

Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."

Congress outlawed Mormon Hold 'Em in 1862 but some Mormons still practice polygamy.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet January 6, 2006

Mormon

A term used to describe members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.

For reference, Mormons don't curse black people, don't hate homosexuals, aren't polygamists, don't drink kitten blood and ACTUALLY ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN. Crazy, right? I know, I know, schooled you all. *hairflip*

Plus, they are not brainwashed, nor forced to do anything they don't want to. They have the freedom to choose how they live, there are just guidelines set to help them on their way to being the best they can be.

For reference, I myself am Mormon. So trust me, I am perfectly mediocre and average, in the best sense possible.

Please stop mocking Mormons because you are afraid of what you don't understand.

by IlLiAd May 27, 2014

Monson

Monson is a hillbilly town in MA surrounded by all the rich white trash towns that acctually have football teams. All the people are heroin addicts lookin to steal your tractor and ride it back to the farm. The high school has around 300 Hillbillies in training attending to go to a community collage to end right back up in the landfill they call a home. All they do is play soccer and talk about Minnechaug which is highshool they all wish the went to

Ugh look at his outfit he looks like he walk right outta monson!

by Amanda Goddess December 3, 2017

I'm not mormon earring

The extra earring(s) women wear to let you know they aren't mormon. This is because mormons are only allowed to wear "one modest pair of earrings." If ever in doubt as to whether or not a girl is mormon, look for the extra earring(s).

I was totally hitting on that girl from the coffee shop the other day, but I saw she had an I'm not mormon earring.. I can only date mormons, so I ran away.

by Sizzam March 3, 2008

Monion

A contraction of the words male and onion-booty. Used to describe a man's ass that looks so good it makes you want to cry.

That guy's monion is as fine as any woman's booty.

by Mandingo_DeSade August 26, 2010