Dick Mittens

When a male has used a urinal and failed to wash their hands before exiting the bathroom.

I didnt want to shake his hand, he just came out of the toilet. He's likely to have dick mittens

by flashh July 10, 2010

canadian meat mittens

Wool Mittens that have been used for giving saskatoonie handy jays. The mittens might have a slight musty smell to them.

Brad, dude , your moms hands smell like she has been wearing canadian meat mittens!

by Little BB November 23, 2013

mpitten

The combination of a pillow and a kitten by means of magic.

A: Oh yes, I love my pillow.
W: Oh yeah? Well I love my mpitten!

by diabolistic February 13, 2005

mittens

A word that rhymes with kittens.

Them mittens for my kittens are badass. XD

by mittenman March 31, 2009

gloves or mittens?

The two different types of hand holding.
Gloves: Hand holding with interlocking fingers.
Mittens: Hand holding with non-interlocking fingers.

Girl 1: We walked and held hands
Girl 2: Wait, was it gloves or mittens?
Girl 1: GLOVES!
Girl 2: Oh Snap! So it's serious!?

by seethemanski February 6, 2010

mittel

A person (usually a guy but also sometimes a girl) who sucks so much cock. Sometimes they can't even get enough.

Yo I thought my girl was sexy, but now I see she's such a mittel

by Muthafuckenayyy November 28, 2017

sandpaper mittens

the hands of a woman who is so bad at masturbating her man, that it feels like shes wearing sandpaper mittens

my jimmy is so raw this morning. I think that cow had sandpaper mittens

by sonic68 February 6, 2009