Someone who likes animals and little kids, she is great with both and they are so energetic and love people, but they also have some problems of their own and they will listen to other peoples problems instead of talking about there own, so if you know a Miranda then try to get them to talk about how they feel and trust them.
by Miranda1011 April 5, 2022
by Tavarrrrs March 23, 2022
A lying hoe who will cheat on you on chrsitmas day and break up with you for some pinocio looking motherfucker
by TheRealCH March 2, 2022
Is very short and and very the big gay but is amazing in every way. She's cute, funny, smart but also can be brain dead sometimes. They're the most beautiful person on planet earth and will make you feel absolute amazing. They're very precious and talented in their own way and should be treated in the best of bestest ways possible otherwise may your soul have mersey from what this devil shall give you. They're very kind and supportive and caring and have a glorious soul and deserve every piece of love the world has to give. Don't break her heart cause you'll never find a woman more epic and wife material than her <3
by WolvesCB September 21, 2021
Don't be a Miranda EVERYTHING
by HandyMandyHoBag April 12, 2023
Miranda is the goth girl I've ever seen, as a Starbucks worker she spits in your drink, and as a taco bell employee she squirts in your food. She is the definition of a goth muscle mommy and will grab your balls and rip them in half (in a good way). She will also suck the living soul out of you just to collect your sperm for her minions of evil. She loves death core and will blast your ear drums out and lick the blood from your ears. She has that gorilla goth grip and will fuck you with her feet at anytime. In this relationship, you are the little sub and she is the Dom mommy. She is also the most amazing person you will ever meet and will love you forever.
Simp 1: Miranda pegged the fuck out of me last night it was so hot
Simp 2; Yeah man she spit in my coffee and squirted on my burrito
Simp 3: That aint she she ripped one of my balls out and then kicked me out, apparently she sucked the blood off of the floor when I left too
All together: Miranda dominate me!
Simp 2; Yeah man she spit in my coffee and squirted on my burrito
Simp 3: That aint she she ripped one of my balls out and then kicked me out, apparently she sucked the blood off of the floor when I left too
All together: Miranda dominate me!
by DOUCHE PICKLE 21 October 9, 2023