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Hot Miranda

When you dump a plate of spaghetti on a girl and eat it off her chest, before, during, or after sex.
I really hope that girl lets me do a Hot Miranda to her because I haven't eaten dinner yet.
by Bromeliad2 April 26, 2017
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Miranda

Seemingly intelligent, motherly looking type, appears devoted to those around her, who over time (so long as you have not been trapped in her snare and brain washed into falling for her,) you will begin to see the manipulitve, conniving, step on anyone who gets in her way she-beast who she really is. She has no real "girlfriends" only partners in crime,

and those who fail to see that they are being viley used for her come ups will end up paying for their crimes, as well as hers. Those sad souls who have been trapped are doomed to a life of repeated let downs, heartache, and in the end after many have been scarred mentally & emotionally there will be only few who can withstand the abuse unleashed upon them, all of who will in fact be males.
Beware boys & girls of the maniacal Miranda seeking to use your kindness to eat your soul...
by Maniacal Miranda survivor January 15, 2024
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Miranda Rights

(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :))

a set of Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his arrest for a crime committed on US soil.
Miranda Rights should not under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev who commit acts of terrorism on United States soil. A terrorist in The United States should have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".
by Sexydimma May 20, 2014
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Miranda

A really dumb stupid person who can take anything and she also is confident but sometimes she can be really clueless that one person in a friend group.
Miranda, you always rely on help try doing something on your own.
by LolsmileyTootomcyo October 1, 2021
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miranda torres

Miranda Torres is a Beautiful young lady who has a great sense of humor, and is very trust worthy. although her mood swings can be like florida’s weather, she’s a real one she’ll always be there for you thru thick and thin.
“Aye look it’s Miranda Torres”
“We all need a friend like Miranda Torres”
by .Kool.Kid.123 October 5, 2020
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Miranda

Someone who knows everything and what she doesn't know, she just makes up.
Don't be a Miranda EVERYTHING
by HandyMandyHoBag April 11, 2023
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miranda

me when i absolutely raw dog my roommate and then sleep in my bed like nothing happened only to do it again in the morning <3
im about to miranda miranda
by meowymeowy October 2, 2021
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