Miguel

A Mf that pulls hella bitches ain’t like mf named jovanny etc

Miguel pulls hella bad bitches

by Miguelfukedyomama November 21, 2021

a sloppy miguel

Taking a long sloppy drunken cab ride and having to the cabbie in sexual favors.

He pulled A Sloppy Miguel to get to his date last night.

by Sigarpill December 28, 2016

Miguelism

When you think you have rizz but in reality you're L rizz.

I thought I had rizz, but in reality, I did had a Miguelism.

by Friendofrizz February 5, 2022

Miguel

Miguel is the sweetest man you will ever meet. Miguel cares about you so much and is the most loving partner you could ever get, he literally gorgeous and cares so much for you. Whoever is with him is the luckiest girl in the world because he. Is so f*cking sweet and loves his family and friends more than anything. He is so beautiful and is the funniest person ever. If you are dating a Miguel you are so Lucky to have him

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by B4nanq September 30, 2022

Miguel

He is very tall. Always being rude with the whole entire world, but sometimes can be very quiet or very loud. Always having the biggest blabber mouth and could never stay quiet. Whenever he is talking he always uses “bro” in one of his sentences.Whoever having a friend name Miguel can really make your life more meaningful

Miguel?

by Ghghhhuii November 19, 2023

Miguel

One of the gayest Mexicans you’ll probably meet once in your life. He literally needs a cock to live each day. Be careful when you’re around them because if they see your back they’ll give you the instant back stroke. He is not a bad guy though, but may have some trouble communicating because all he wants from you is that cock.

Omg look, it’s Miguel over there. Make sure he doesn’t see us or else he will start raping us like a stupid monkey.

by Slaughterwww July 8, 2022

Miguel

A guy who simply loves basketball, has great art skills, honestly such a charming guy, possibly Filipino? Has good grades. The most respectful and mature guy you will ever meet. If you know a guy named Miguel and he’s Filipino keep him!

“Hey is that the charming guy everyone’s been talking about?”
“Yeah, that’s Miguel!”

by Peppadapig November 25, 2021