Miguel is a little short sack of thick nigga juice who just loves being absolutely pounded from the back usually from guys named ricardo
Miguel is gay
by Whodidit November 23, 2021

by YoIoloco April 8, 2022

by Pajama Mike July 25, 2023

1. This is another term for a pedophile.
2. Especially on Facebook or 4chan, this is a hidden term that someone names themself while they try reaching out for others that are of the same persuasion to buy, barter, or trade in materials attributable to their lifestyle.
2. Especially on Facebook or 4chan, this is a hidden term that someone names themself while they try reaching out for others that are of the same persuasion to buy, barter, or trade in materials attributable to their lifestyle.
by Bloody_Vaginal_Belch July 13, 2019

A sneaky little thieving goblin boy who is like 4 feet tall and runs around stealing water bottles and phones while molesting all his friends.
Guy 1 to Guy 2: "Yeah, so I was just about to say that- HEY! MIGUEL.! FUCK AWAY FROM MY WATER BOTTLE!!"
by AtlasMcDevit November 24, 2022

Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)
Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”
by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025

is the perfect, caring, loyal, sweet boyfriend ever. Miguel has a long brunnette hair, that he doesnt know how to take care of it, but he still looks good. He sleeps like a rock, he cares about his parents a lot, he knows how to cook.
He is perfect but takes bad pictures to his gf. Btw, he loves his gf.
He is perfect but takes bad pictures to his gf. Btw, he loves his gf.
by sunny,jm April 24, 2024
