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New Mexico Tug

The New Mexico Tug is a sex act where one partner pulls (or tugs) on the other’s penis, stretching it and allowing the partner to begin plucking at the stretched out penis like a guitar string.
I couldn’t get it up last night so we had to do the New Mexico Tug; it hurt like hell.
by Pewbic and Basedyana June 30, 2025
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Mexicos

“Ey u got some mexicos on deck?”

“Hy i gotchu with the mexicos”
by Zoning November 29, 2024
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Mexico

A country located in North America.
Did you know that homosexuals are a legally protected class in Mexico ?
by Torta115 October 14, 2022
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New Mexico green chile

The act of your partner drinking yellow Gatorade earlier that day then proceeding to poop on your chest the poop has a slight green tint resulting in the "New Mexico Green Chile"
(1)Hey man have you drank any Gatorade today?
(2)Yeah, had one this morning want a "New Mexico Green Chile?"
(1)Yeah!
by Lit Loc November 3, 2021
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Post Mexico Syndrome

The first week back from Mexico realizing you have to face reality, can’t drink every day and can’t sit in the sun 24/7
by algal1301 June 9, 2019
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New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.
My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo
by J4VA September 28, 2025
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New Mexico monsoon

When you urinate into a girls cupped hands and she then throws said urine into your face.
I tried to give her a New Mexico monsoon, but I was bladder shy.
by AustNilo July 31, 2019
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