Meeting Marshal

The person at a meeting principally responsible for ensuring that self-important blowhards, who like to hear themselves talk and tend to substitute their own priorities and agendas for the group's, don't hijack the meeting (similar to what air marshals do for the airlines).

When John brought up a new topic and tried to take the meeting in a different direction, the Meeting Marshal quickly shut him down and got us back on the agenda.

by RangerGr January 31, 2010

Late for a Meeting

Something you say when you don't want to stop to talk to that annoying person in the office who never stops talking about things you aren't interested in.

Joe: "Hey Marla, how are you this morning"?

Marla: "Great Joe! Sorry can't talk now..I'm Late for a Meeting".

by Britini girls January 23, 2013

meeting creep

A term for excessive meetings (typically Microsoft Teams) added to a work schedule. Often serves as a net negative rather than a positive to the whole team or project.

"Management: Why has no progress been made on the project?

Employee: meeting creep has taken up most of my day"

by aeiou102 October 30, 2022

Download meeting

To use the bathroom, go number two, take a dump.

Jose needs to go to the download meeting.

Jose needs to go download before we leave to California.

I need to go to the download meeting.

by Asian Pablo January 4, 2020

Meet Vadnagra

A homosexual and child molester

Girl: Tyrelle is soo much sexier than Meet Vadnagra and he has a fat cock like my pussy be dripping down my thighs when I see him

by BALLZDEEP69 May 2, 2019

Meeting Edging

When a manager or superior keeps pushing back a meeting in small increments.

To meeting edge.

My boss and I had a meeting at 10, then he pushed it up to 10:15, then to 10:30, then to 11:00 and finally to 12:00. He was meeting edging me all morning!

by Beer Can Dan October 19, 2023

Meet or Greet

Select your choice motherfucker

Welcome to my meet or greet motherfucker, you gotta choose

by BlainaCipher May 6, 2019