Magical Supplier

A Magical Supplier is a person thats has malt-able versions of drugs and Magical ones as well

Friend 1: Hey bro you know anyone that gives weed or others and only costs 35$

Friend 2: Yeah Bro I do know a guy that knows a guy that also knows a guy that knows a guy which knows the Magical Supplier bro

by RAS-T king June 19, 2018

spark-o-matic

Piece of shit electronics purchase that is brand named to a big box store

In the 1980's you came home from school and your Dad burst into excitement as he boasted to you about his most recent electronics purchase for the family vehicle, he throws you the keys and you race to the car to see, as you run with great joy you imagine how great the new Alpine/Pioneer/Blaupunkt sound system will sound and how cool your friends are going to think you are. You open the rotted out door on your dads k-car only to find a Canadian Tire brand Spark-O-Matic radio looking back at you, to compare, if this radio were a pair of jeans it would have been a designer pair from the salvation army. So when someone you know purchases a Big Box store brand electronics item you call it "Spark-O-Matic".

"Did you see Johns piece of shit radio he bought at Walmart?,that fucking thing is Spark-O-Matic"

by Dumpster Dave Dudemiester September 21, 2013

Masticate

To chew food- (never try to masticate liquids)

It is impossible to masticate your own wenus!!! (search wenus)

by Jaques Russle December 18, 2004

Misty's Magical Vagina

1. A bag of holding
2. In the cartoon Pokemon, the characters travel extensively yet always seem to have many items at their disposal. Where do they store these items? In Misty's magical vagina!
Misty's Magical Vagina has an infinite amount of space and is rumored to have spawned the universe.

Bob: What? I'm watching Pokemon, and they have a table and barbeque in the middle of the forest? Where did they get that?
Joe: Well, they pulled it out of Misty's Magical Vagina, of course!

by Rosalynd Punch October 21, 2009

magical midgets

the midgets that comprise the Joint Task Force. Their homeland is magical, their technique is unsurpassed. Where they roam, nobody knows. One can only assume they are not visible to the naked eye (unless they are rolling a joint, of course). They don't speak to humans and if they did, our hearts and brains would explode in utter happiness and excitement (it would be like taking all the weed and acid in the universe and takin it all in at once). Their only known purpose is to roll joints and occassionally a blunt. They are the ying to our yang, the good to our evil, the happiness to our sadness, and so on.

God I love those magical midgets. I wonder how I would feel if they said something to me.

Do not question the magical midgets existence!!! They don't roll to the unenlightened.

by Mr. Po'd Up May 1, 2009

magical fruit

beans, for the make you toot.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel, so eat beans for every meal.

by Nugget April 27, 2003

magical flowers

whole herb, weed, mary j, ganja-basically still attached to the stem and full of life. its so fresh that you need to smoke that shit on the double!

**not a flower that you look at or showplace on your dinner table, its not magical 'FLOUR' becuse it is not in powder form yet...or ever will be

Aly and Cat enjoy picking magical flowers for their picnics.

by Little One November 16, 2005