Mat-howgen

Mat-howgen is a German slang term for an inverted penis; commonly referred to as a “man pussy.” It is a rare condition in which a person is born with the XY chromosomes but their genitalia has the appearance of the female vagina.
I went home with this cute guy and was shocked to find a mat-howgen when I went down on him!
by Dangus Smith August 07, 2023
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Mat flap

When you slam your girl onto a mat/carpet and have sex with her.
Dude I just pure mat flap her and her booty shook.
by Nabrap July 04, 2017
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mat bernier

mat bernier is a term used for a man who is super sexy and who is insane at wheeling girls
by whorah May 22, 2011
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jizz mat

female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face
Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!
by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009
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The Mats

Doing a mechanical outplay
The Mats is a god
by The Mats December 23, 2017
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The Mats

Doing a clean mechanical outplay
by The Mats December 23, 2017
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matted hair

Matted hair is when your hair gets so fucking tangled that it looks like lumps of hair on your head, it can also look like your hair is super wet and icky.
"Man that kid needs to cut their hair, it's so matted and no one wants MATTED HAIR
by Who resembles God April 06, 2021
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