marty mcmatton

Marty McMatton is most commonly a boy. He will sometimes annoy you with not knowing the answers to questions you give him. A Marty McMatton doesn't know what is happening and is very low-key.

Dude. Your such a Marty McMatton

by Heyyyythere February 28, 2017

marty island

the greatest corner to ever touch a field. also will fuck your bitch

damn is that draco darian , nah its marty island

by anonymous August 24, 2021

Marty Day

Leaving early from work the day before a vacation starts.

Or

Leaving Early on a Friday to start your weekend

Marty Day

I’m going to take a Marty Day tomorrow.

by 247 JAK November 18, 2023

Marty's Man Catcher

A device used to catch men by the dick, usually chopping it off. Sold at the pawn shop seen in the Jackbox Party Pack game, Junktopia.

Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200."
Max: "What does it do?"
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200 :)"

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

Marty

A cat person.

Have you seen him? He must be playing with the cats. Sounds like Marty!

by Ssssss01 November 22, 2021

MARTIE

Worst combo in ireland and the world but TELLA is the goats of ireland

MARTIE! TIARNÁN SAID WHY IS TELLA SO MUCH BETTER

by RonanD-7 May 24, 2022