March 7th 

March is 7th is the day that the 2nd best restaurant in the whole sea opened. The krusty crab 2

Because today (March 7th) is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab, where Mr. Krabs will announce
the new manager.

March 7th by Pretty patties November 2, 2019

march 9 

the hottest boys are born on this day and they are also the most loyal and caring people.

Girl: woah did he see that guy he’s hot and kind
Her friend: he must be born on March 9

march 9 by hdjwlaoxuycbtnr October 15, 2019

March 25 

The day one direction was over. So those Boys whom taunted Us because they were gay... look who likes them now sis. 👺 look who’s the one wishing they didn’t break up.

March 25, A depressing day.

March 25 by 1D fangirl👺 November 26, 2019

March 9 

The day when Min Yoongi was born to save the entire music industry with his bare hands. A special day to be celebrated for all eternity, because it gave birth to an amazing, kind-hearted, beautiful, and talented person named Min Yoongi.

The only good thing that came from March 9 is Yoongi's birthday.

March 9 by agustdmochi October 15, 2019

March 3 

The sexiest person in your town was born on this day so be careful they’ll take your mans

Take care of your boyfriend, that girl was born on March 3rd.

March 3 by HUMMAMAMMA November 3, 2019

march 9 

the day ˢᵘᵍᵃ was born. only topped by lil meow meow, min yoongi and agust d. pronounced shoo gua, because he was the shooting guard for his basketball team.

On March 9 we celebrate the birth of ˢᵘᵍᵃ. I heard he rerecorded his verse because he didn't whisper ˢᵘᵍᵃ before it.

march 9 by ayyyyyyyyyymoew October 17, 2019

March 4th 

Only the people born on this date are sexy

The holiday is called sexy people day and is celebrated all around

Omg today is March 4th it’s sexy day

March 4th by Soimsexysonjdjwbd January 19, 2020