sunday mormon

one who is hipocritical and only participates in his mormon studies when he has to , a lazy bloker.But is usually smarter than the average mormon because he has been in high school upwards of 20 years.

wow hes a real sunday mormon, he cussed all week at practice and didnt even show up for the sunday games because he had to read mormon scrolls.

by 4thpostie March 30, 2009

Mormon

A person who used to be a member of LDS, but is now an Atheist who likes sherbet in sprite.

I WAS in the LDS, but now I'm a MORMON!

by prettynpunkk December 08, 2018

Mormon Murders, The

A book by the same title. A true story of the police investigation of Mark Hoffman, a bomb murderer and professional forgerer and member of the Mormon Church. Hoffman entertained himself by finding documents to embarass the Morman Church and nearly exposed the vast Mormon enterprise for the fraud that it is. This book explains in great detail the involvement of church hierarchy in this cover up.

Man, I posted this definition of Mormon Murders on Urban Dictionary and the Mormon thought police had it removed within a week. Lets see if this one makes it any longer.

by Fanny Alger August 02, 2005

Mormon Approved

Anything not containing sexual innuendo, profanity, drugs, alcohol, caffeine or coffee. Also someone who excels in school and/ or volunteers excessively.

Person 1: Who did you hear that "that's what she said" joke from? Was it Micah?
Person 2: Nah, it was John, Micah's WAY too Mormon Approved.

by MuffinMan794 November 19, 2011

Space Mormon

slang for a Scientologist

Tom Cruise and his "Space Mormon" goons are passing out free Dianetics tests at the Taco Bell....lets go to Arbys instead.

by the_coyote May 28, 2010

Mormon wood

Having a boner and not being able to do anything about it

Joe Smith had some really bad mormon wood in class

by Azncraft September 25, 2015

mormon pussy

A term used referring to anal sex in SLC. In Salt Lake City a lot of girls, usually Mormons, are under the impression that they will remain a virgin if they have anal sex instead of vaginal intercourse. Thus remaining "pure" in order to be married in a Mormon temple. The logic is a bit screwed but it can be a good time for the fellas in town...

Person 1: So, did you hear "Brittany" isn't a virgin?
Person 2: Of course I heard, I beat her Mormon pussy up for days.
Person 1: Damn, I'll bet she had a hard time sitting down after that.
Person 2: Haha.

by Mawdefy March 08, 2014