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Marylander

verb
1. The action of committing to a social gathering (dinner/drinks, cookout, movie, theatre, etc) with plenty of time to spare, only to cancel at the last minute.
2. A slightly ruder version of #1, although the person will simply pull a no show, and will not be reachable via phone or text when the event is taking place.
3. A more extreme version of #1 & #2, a Marylander will additionally reconfirm once or twice throughout the week and will show enthusiasm for the event, promise not to pull a "Marylander" again, yet still will

noun.
1. A person who, after moving to Maryland, loses the ability to follow through with social events and repeatedly pulls a Marylander.
ex1. John and Sue planned a nice gathering for Saturday. Nelson agreed to come on Monday, confirmed Thursday, and then pulled a Marylander on Saturday.
ex2. 'Example: Joe: "How was the cookout, did Nelson come?" Lorrie: "Nahh, that douchebag Marylander pulled a Marylander again. We need to move out of this state. "
by Nelson Gallagher April 13, 2014
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markland

sex pest, dog on heat, would mate with a gorilla if it was wearing lipstick...
saw a markland in the club last night, he was dancing with a complete swamp donkey
by his nemesis February 9, 2009
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Manyland

A creative 2D sandbox web & Steam MMO where everything is made by everyone!
Have you heard of Manyland? It's my favourite game!
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marylandian

kelsey hubstenberger was a marylandian
by abby koper October 30, 2006
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Zoey Alexis Baker Markland

A really whore bitch. She likes to expose girls, so beware! She also is a depressed little girl, who cuts only for attention and never seeks help! She is a really flat girl with no ass or tits and likes to body shame people when she looks like LilHuddys sister 👀 She is also a hoe! Never love her, she has at least 4 boyfriends a month 🗣.
Guy: Oh my gosh I’ve only been dating this girl for a day and she’s already sucking another dude off!
Other Guy ( Probably named Josh or Jordan or Justus or Jayden or even a girl named Aaliyah ) : Damn was her name Zoey Alexis Baker Markland?
Guy: YES!
by a bitch named charys 🤙🏼 February 10, 2020
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Manyland

Manyland is a 2D platformer where you "draw" your own blocks, entities, and players using pixel art to create whatever you can imagine.
1: Hey bro do you play Manyland?
2: The fuck is that?
by oxygnen October 26, 2020
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MarylandCentral

Yo! MarylandCentral is the best!
by RealGreatGamer April 13, 2022
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